It's 4:30 in the morning and a paw is tapping the cheek. Maybe if it's ignored, he will go back to sleep.
Nope, a few seconds later another few taps. Lay still and pretend you didn't feel it. Nope.
Then the scratching that shakes the whole bed starts. That doesn't seem to be doing the job and getting her to to get up.
How about shaking the head so hard it sounds like the ears helicopter blades. Boy she is being stubborn this morning.
Aaaah, I have it. How about kisses all over her face. Eureka! She's sitting up.
SHE CALLED ME A PEST! Can you believe that. I just wanted to go outside and do my thing. After all, she goes when she wants to.
Now that I've taken care of the morning wake up routine, I think I'll take a nap.
I'm Oreo and by the way, I'M A CUTE PEST.